I can't make this shit up

I'm usually VERY protective of people's names and identities on here just out of respect. But not tonight 'cause this shit is amazing and the hell if I'm going to protect this guy. I couldn't make it up if I tried.

Seriously. This shit always happens to me. We have previously established that I'm a pro at online dating--so, I was matched with this black guy named Casshern (cash-earn). I don't generally like black guys so I normally skip over their profiles. I actually liked his. I liked his ambition in life, his responses--especially one where under the header of "Things I'm Good At" he wrote: "Kissing, kissing, kissing (French)" and I thought that shit was HYSTERICAL. I mean, great, right?

So I sent him this message (that I now realize might have a tone of nastiness--but that's surely NOT what I meant) a few moments ago and please enjoy his responses:

• I need to be honest

  Jan. 19, 2011 – 12:57am

  So, I laughed out loud for about 5 minutes when I read that you said you were really good at "Kissing, kissing, kissing (French)".
  
  I really love that you felt you had to define what kind of kissing you are good at...as if we ladies would get easily confused and assume you were good at kissing yourself in the mirror or something.
  
  Hope you're well! :)

  3% Enemy93% Friend91% MatchSent to Casshern_Sky 
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  Jan. 19, 2011 – 1:00am

  even in 2011 white people still bashin on the black man. like Kanye West said "Racism Still Alive, They Just Be Concealing It".

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  Jan. 19, 2011 – 1:03am

  I wasn't bashing on the black man. I thought it was funny and cute that you wrote it. I actually really liked what you had to say and I think you're very attractive--but if you interpreted what I said as racist, well, perhaps I was very wrong.
  
  So sorry.
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  Jan. 19, 2011 – 1:04am

  Yesterday was MLK dang, can a black man have one day to be free.